Established pre-viewing, and not altered, so as to keep spoilers unspoiled.
ONCE PER SCENE — DRINK
- When Morgana sneaks up on someone
- When someone sneaks up on Morgana
- Gay porn (ex. when Merlin gets all up in Arthur’s business for no explicable reason; when the knights are bromancin’)
- When Old Merlin shows up
- When some mentions Emrys
FINISH YOUR DRINK
- If Merlin comes out (as magic/gay/samethingreally/let’sbehonest)
We briefly considered adding something about “when Gwen is being tragic,” but considering the rest of the show, we thought that might be suicide.
Alternate Title: Super Fake, but Super Delicious
For One Glass:
1 rounded tbsp Trader Joe’s Cocoa Almond Spread
2 tbsp sugar, or to taste
1 tsp cinnamon, or to taste
approx. 1 cup rice milk, divided
With a small pot over low heat, use a spoon to drop your glop of Cocoa Almond Spread into the pot. Add a dash of rice milk, and your sugar and cinnamon, and stir stir stir with your spoon until it appears to be a chocolatey syrup. Remove from heat, and pour in the rest of your rice milk. Serve over ice, in a glass.
what is this I don’t even
And these are all people who don’t even know each other directly. It’s practically choreographed!